Now We Know

Now we know.

I have a good head, at least that is what everyone says. Apparently infancy was kind to me and I am free of flat spots and other unsightly imperfections. I have to admit, I never thought about the possibility of a bad head.

Hair is incredibly practical, warm in cold weather, nature's sunblock, wash and wear. Without it, you must resort to "hair options", like my alpaca cap above. It is very soft and warm on a cold morning, however adding a coordinating head covering additionally complicates getting dressed, an unwelcome development.


I also have a wide variety of Buffs, versatile, practical, breathable. Just like on Survivor, but I only wear them on my head, never as apparel. More color coordinating.


And for special occasions or to look "normal", a wig. I know this is a fancy wig because it is from "Pierre", but it matches everything, no color coordinating necessary. Grey is the new black.

Now, along with the knowledge that I have a good head, I have a new and profound respect for bald men. I have walked a mile in their shoes.